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  1. FUNFAX.ZIP    1176557  01/29/97  FUN FAX (aka. Fax From Santa) v2.00 - your 
  2.                                | kids can receive unique faxes on holidays and
  3.                                | special occasions. Set up your computer so 
  4.                                | your kids receive a fax from Santa on 
  5.                                | Christmas! Or a fax from Dracula on 
  6.                                | Holloween. Or have your computer surprise the
  7.                                | special person in your life with a love "fax"
  8.                                | on Valentine's day--or on no special day at 
  9.                                | all. (They'll love it). And NO PHONE OR FAX 
  10.                                | MACHINE IS REQUIRED!
  11. NEWSPK20.ZIP   144070  10/08/96  Translate any ascii text file into its
  12.                                | politically correct equivalent. Includes
  13.                                | humorous essays.
  14. PWRWDS23.ZIP   232912  09/25/96  POWER WORDS contains FIVE THOUSAND of
  15.                                | the most incisive, and humorous quotes,
  16.                                | aphorisms, witticisms and quips compressed
  17.                                | into a single program file.  Searching is
  18.                                | lightning fast because all of the entries
  19.                                | are held in memory - no time-consuming disk
  20.                                | access is necessary.  Press a key to send
  21.                                | quotes to your printer or to a text file on
  22.                                | disk.
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